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Wendt is in the hospital, and then going to jail. He called and aske that I join this tribe and let you know he's out for awhile. He burned himself pretty bad doing a piece of graffiti with some homemade napalm. I dont know what it means, but Its about 10 feet tall, and scrawled along about 80 feet of a building downtown. Smells like shit.
I think it says "Alien must die". whatever that means.
he asked me to let you all know. Fucker lost half the hair on his mostly bald head, burned his face and hands. Good news is that he was sober when it happened (at least he seemed sober- there was only one empty fifth and a few beer bottles...)
Why do you people use the internet for such useless drivel? Cant any of you do something constructive or are you all welfare recipients with nothing better to do?
Wendt is a trivial piece shit, but at least he's poetic.I read a bunch of your drivel, and most of you dont even rank that compliment.
Oh yeah, shut up hippies, or whatever your affectionate tribal parting is.
Wendt is in the hospital, and then going to jail. He called and aske that I join this tribe and let you know he's out for awhile. He burned himself pretty bad doing a piece of graffiti with some homemade napalm. I dont know what it means, but Its about 10 feet tall, and scrawled along about 80 feet of a building downtown. Smells like shit.
I think it says "Alien must die". whatever that means.
he asked me to let you all know. Fucker lost half the hair on his mostly bald head, burned his face and hands. Good news is that he was sober when it happened (at least he seemed sober- there was only one empty fifth and a few beer bottles...)
Why do you people use the internet for such useless drivel? Cant any of you do something constructive or are you all welfare recipients with nothing better to do?
Wendt is a trivial piece shit, but at least he's poetic.I read a bunch of your drivel, and most of you dont even rank that compliment.
Oh yeah, shut up hippies, or whatever your affectionate tribal parting is.
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Re: The Great Wendt
Wed, March 3, 2004 - 9:19 PMI told that hippie fucker to make sure the butt was out on his J before he tucked it behind his ear. Those dreads go up Fast. Thanks for passing the news. Tell Wendt to get better, guard his asshole, and shut up.
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Re: The Great Wendt
Wed, March 3, 2004 - 9:21 PMJust tell the hippie the alien said shut up. -
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Wed, March 3, 2004 - 9:25 PMWhat hospital is he in?
I think we should all send him a SHUT THE FUCK UP card.
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Wed, March 3, 2004 - 9:26 PMNo no, flowers yes. Then sign it Cheech and Chong. He'll bust a spleen.
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Wed, March 3, 2004 - 9:28 PMWendt,
I only hope he looks like his main profile pic!
He's a fucked up psycho bastard, what's not to love?
Flowers? Fuck that hippie!
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Wed, March 3, 2004 - 10:15 PM
Are you sure those are burns? Three or four days of voodoo powder and your skin tends to loosen and tear at the folds. Whatever, they can do wonders with ornamental plastic surgery these days.
Hey, what did the anesthesiologist say to Wendt?
huh? huh? give up?
SHUT UP HIPPIE!!
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Re: The Great Wendt
Wed, March 3, 2004 - 10:52 PMGrafitti with napalm? What the fuck was he making, an art installation? Sounds like hippie shit to me. Maybe we should all chip in and buy him a one-way ticket to Burning Man.
Oh, and, uh, I don't know Wendt at all, but tell him some guy from Tribe he doesn't know said to get well soon, and that shutting up hastens the recovery process. -
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Thu, March 4, 2004 - 1:37 AMNow, take into account that 'sober' for Wendt exceeds general toxicity levels for the rest of known mankind. It's a relative term. -
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Re: The Great Wendt
Thu, March 4, 2004 - 7:29 AMa song from the aethers for Wendt:
Woke up this morning at point two oh
I'm going down to the liquor sto'
Get me some OJ and a pint of red rum
Settle this madness to a dull steady hum
Yes I woke up this mornin
B A C was point two oh,
And ya know I just can't be me
Till I blow a point three
dah dee dah dee dum!
Shut UP!
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Thu, March 4, 2004 - 7:50 AMi think he is not in a hospital at all...
i belive Wendt is a F.B.I. infiltrator,working deep undercover acting like a hippie, while taking orders from a secret skinhead splinter group of the C.I.A., while he is trully an arab muslum fundamentalist with a secret canadian hippie agenda and has some connection to isreal,gollum and yoda...i will dig deeper and keep all you hippies up to date...
on a need to know basis, carry on... in silence
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Re: The Great Wendt
Thu, March 4, 2004 - 10:29 AM
I think the satyr buddha's writing style is remarkably similar to that of "The Great Wendt." Not "deep cover" enough bub!
and you're a goddamn fucking hippie so SHUT UP!!!!!
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Re: The Great Wendt
Thu, March 4, 2004 - 12:26 PMI see that we are all being new-agey-touchy-queery over Wendt, but let's not go too far here. For example, Yanni, this thread is not a good place to display your collection of protest signs. I understany why you felt welcome, there are a lot of hippies here, but really, Shut the Fuck Up. -
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Re: The Great Wendt
Thu, March 4, 2004 - 2:33 PMi'm a goddanm hippie? maybe, maybe not.
however i have been thinking about the get well card and/or flowers for hippie wendt.
i believe the best strategy is, save our money.
see if the little shit survives the burns.
if he does not, we'll send him funeral flowers, if the hippie bastard survives. then we can send his wife and/or family a sympathy card.
and as for you Tova...
i will weave the thread into any shape and patern i wish
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Re: The Great Wendt
Thu, March 4, 2004 - 2:53 PMWhat's so "great" about this guy, anyway.
I don't get it. And the guy never SHUTS UP ! And his spelling SUCKS!
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Re: The Great Wendt
Fri, March 24, 2006 - 2:34 PMya so? I c'lect roylties and tets all they madders.
ya pisspoor wallowin poo cumberbun uindone who tha hellarya?
thes right.nobudy.
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Fri, March 24, 2006 - 2:40 PMa year later, and he still hasn't shut his trap. sad, really. -
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Re: The Great Wendt
Fri, March 24, 2006 - 4:20 PMahd slap yer ass if ya bought a tikit.
thets all I'n sayin.
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Sat, March 25, 2006 - 9:49 PMright. i'm not real good at math. -
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Wed, March 29, 2006 - 6:47 PM
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