Occasionally I need some help telling hippies to shut the fuck up.
One voice alone just doesn't cut through the smoke.
How would you SF people feel about coming over to my place when
appropriate to tell the hippies in the next room to just shut the fuck up?
I think if we could get about 30 people in my apartment, the hippies might be able to get a clue.
One voice alone just doesn't cut through the smoke.
How would you SF people feel about coming over to my place when
appropriate to tell the hippies in the next room to just shut the fuck up?
I think if we could get about 30 people in my apartment, the hippies might be able to get a clue.
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Sun, February 15, 2004 - 11:03 PMI'd be happy to help. -
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Sun, February 15, 2004 - 11:18 PMSure, why not? Will there be pie?
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Sun, February 15, 2004 - 11:40 PMOnly for a free #1 extra value meal. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 12:04 AMMMM.
I like pie.
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 2:13 AMI'll go if I can lick off of Josh's $1 cone -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 2:18 AMSammiches, heh! -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 8:04 AMI was thinking more like splitting a 12-pack of cheap American beer and maybe ordering a pizza... unless there are more than 12 people.
Just as long as there are more of us than of them is the idea.
There are usually between 5 and 10 of them, not including my
housemate, who is often trying to get them to shut up as well.
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 9:15 AMlet's jehovahs witness their ass. that'll get em on the run. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 10:02 AMThey could be gang-saved!
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:03 AMIm in. Not only to I want to tell the hippies next door to shut up, but I can tell all YOU fucking hippies to shut up too. -
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Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad
Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:07 AMyou guys go ahead and meet up, but I'm warning you, the first one of you mother fuckers to start a drumming circle will force me to fly across the country to administer a first-class cockpunching. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:10 AMOh look, it's Slater. Anyone with as many hippie friends as she has is guilty by association fer shure. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:42 AMI was only PRETENDING to like Leslie, that fucking hippie. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:45 AMUh slater, that was unprovocated (in this particular thread) and unnecessary. You know that you aspire to be verything I am. Just b/c you are a hippie freak and I am the cool kid on the block, no need for you not to SHUT UP>>!
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:45 AMUh slater, that was unprovocated (in this particular thread) and unnecessary. You know that you aspire to be verything I am. Just b/c you are a hippie freak and I am the cool kid on the block, no need for you not to SHUT UP>>! -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:51 AMJosh, a party at your house? Cool... how should we dress and what should we play to drive out the hippies? I have ideas but you all know how shy and passive agressive I am so I am letting others make suggestions first.
But I do think that one skydiver could remove any life form from any apt. His phone number is still in his drunk thread. We should just drop him in;) -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 12:06 PMI don't know that there's room for anyone to 'party' in my place,
with or without hippies taking up valuable space the way they always do.
But we *could* use my apt (which is right up in Haight's ass) as a launching pad for some kind of more agressive 'Shut Up Hippie' march along the sidewalks between Ashbury and the park.
All we really need are some signs & T-shirts.
I think I can cover cost of spraypaint and make a cheap-ass stencil
we can use both on t-shirts and any signs.
In my own little control freak fantasy, I see us walking around after city nighttime noise ordinances kick in, shusshing and whispering en masse to one noisy hippie at a time. The intimidation comes not from the behavior, but from the appearance of an organized group...y'know.
BTW: If I hear one of you hippie fucks use the expression 'grassroots effort' in regard to this activity, we'll be visiting your place first. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 2:43 PMWhen I used to live on Haight (and Schrader), sometimes hippies/street'punks' would gather underneath my place and make noise. To shut them up, we would either hose them down with the garden hose, or dump used motor oil on 'em. It was pretty effective. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 3:27 PMHaight & Shrader? Really?
Those fuckers weren't deterred by hose.
Believe me... I know. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 3:36 PMIn the middle of Winter when it's 40 degrees outside at night and you get soaked with a garden hose, it's pretty effective. -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 4:55 PMI used to swill beer on the roof and leak into the street 8 blocks below. That kept the hippies and the yuppies away.
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 6:13 PMSF has needed an official Shut Up Hippie March for a long time now...... when we're done there can we make a side trip to Berkeley? Damn hippies... -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 6:46 PMUh Mishka! your presence has been requested on another tribe with the initials FS.
So why don't you get there and while you're at it...
Shut the fuck up> -
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Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad
Mon, February 16, 2004 - 7:38 PMI hosed a drunk noisey neighbor once... it was effective. I aimed it at his face and his head bounced hard from the stream for a few severe bobs... then he finally went inside and unplugged the live band and turned down the stereo. He also stopped the 20 people from playing the drums as if the side of my house was a skin.
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Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad
Mon, February 16, 2004 - 7:40 PMIf you were paying attention you'd notice I already posted there...open your eyes and shut your damn mouth, hippie -
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Mon, February 16, 2004 - 8:02 PMuh okay. she told me. -
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Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad
Mon, February 16, 2004 - 9:12 PMI am with mishka.
Seriously.
Like "Wow, man".
That is all.
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Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad
Tue, February 17, 2004 - 8:44 PMBerkley is lost. theres no getting back berkley.
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 11:29 AMCan we just raze the place then? Pillage and burn, chase the damn hippies away. Or maybe just build a big razorwire fence around the place so they can't get out? -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 12:26 PMPave the hippies! -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 12:28 PMNuke 'em til they glow, then steal their...their...what the fuck do those hippies have that's worth stealing, anyway? -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 12:35 PMpot brownies, moon cakes and skank weed... -
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Thu, February 15, 2007 - 5:41 PMsweet im totally there, ill bring my Birkenstock's, glowsticks, tofu, my phish mix tapes, ah cant forget my patchouli toothpaste. did i forget anything? oh yeah my dog that has dreads and reeks like the inside of a bum's asshole!!! keep on truckin!!!
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