SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

topic posted Sun, February 15, 2004 - 10:55 PM by  Orangeboxman
Occasionally I need some help telling hippies to shut the fuck up.
One voice alone just doesn't cut through the smoke.

How would you SF people feel about coming over to my place when
appropriate to tell the hippies in the next room to just shut the fuck up?

I think if we could get about 30 people in my apartment, the hippies might be able to get a clue.
posted by:
Orangeboxman
Boston
  • Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

    Sun, February 15, 2004 - 11:40 PM
    Only for a free #1 extra value meal.
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      Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

      Mon, February 16, 2004 - 12:04 AM
      MMM.

      I like pie.

      and sammiches.
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        Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

        Mon, February 16, 2004 - 2:13 AM
        I'll go if I can lick off of Josh's $1 cone
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          Mon, February 16, 2004 - 2:18 AM
          Sammiches, heh!
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            Mon, February 16, 2004 - 8:04 AM
            I was thinking more like splitting a 12-pack of cheap American beer and maybe ordering a pizza... unless there are more than 12 people.

            Just as long as there are more of us than of them is the idea.
            There are usually between 5 and 10 of them, not including my
            housemate, who is often trying to get them to shut up as well.
            I think she needs some new friends.
            • Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

              Mon, February 16, 2004 - 9:15 AM
              let's jehovahs witness their ass. that'll get em on the run.
              • Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

                Mon, February 16, 2004 - 10:02 AM
                They could be gang-saved!

                Brilliant!
                • Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

                  Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:03 AM
                  Im in. Not only to I want to tell the hippies next door to shut up, but I can tell all YOU fucking hippies to shut up too.
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                    Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

                    Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:07 AM
                    you guys go ahead and meet up, but I'm warning you, the first one of you mother fuckers to start a drumming circle will force me to fly across the country to administer a first-class cockpunching.
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                      Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

                      Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:10 AM
                      Oh look, it's Slater. Anyone with as many hippie friends as she has is guilty by association fer shure.
                      • Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

                        Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:42 AM
                        I was only PRETENDING to like Leslie, that fucking hippie.
                        • Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

                          Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:45 AM
                          Uh slater, that was unprovocated (in this particular thread) and unnecessary. You know that you aspire to be verything I am. Just b/c you are a hippie freak and I am the cool kid on the block, no need for you not to SHUT UP>>!
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                          Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:45 AM
                          Uh slater, that was unprovocated (in this particular thread) and unnecessary. You know that you aspire to be verything I am. Just b/c you are a hippie freak and I am the cool kid on the block, no need for you not to SHUT UP>>!
                          • Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

                            Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:45 AM
                            yeah
                            • Re: SF Shut Up Hippie Squad

                              Mon, February 16, 2004 - 11:51 AM
                              Josh, a party at your house? Cool... how should we dress and what should we play to drive out the hippies? I have ideas but you all know how shy and passive agressive I am so I am letting others make suggestions first.

                              But I do think that one skydiver could remove any life form from any apt. His phone number is still in his drunk thread. We should just drop him in;)
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                                Mon, February 16, 2004 - 12:06 PM
                                I don't know that there's room for anyone to 'party' in my place,
                                with or without hippies taking up valuable space the way they always do.

                                But we *could* use my apt (which is right up in Haight's ass) as a launching pad for some kind of more agressive 'Shut Up Hippie' march along the sidewalks between Ashbury and the park.

                                All we really need are some signs & T-shirts.

                                I think I can cover cost of spraypaint and make a cheap-ass stencil
                                we can use both on t-shirts and any signs.

                                In my own little control freak fantasy, I see us walking around after city nighttime noise ordinances kick in, shusshing and whispering en masse to one noisy hippie at a time. The intimidation comes not from the behavior, but from the appearance of an organized group...y'know.

                                BTW: If I hear one of you hippie fucks use the expression 'grassroots effort' in regard to this activity, we'll be visiting your place first.

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