Okay you hippies. I dare you to stop posting for 1/2 a day. that's all I ask, just 12 hours. That way you can go and take showers, clean the 25 layers of wax out of your ears. Burn some cd's from the 89' shows in Red Rocks. Sit in front of your altars that are continually lit for Jerry,
but most of all...just
SHUt Up for a 1/2 a day. that's not too much to ask...
but most of all...just
SHUt Up for a 1/2 a day. that's not too much to ask...
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 4:17 PMI don't have a watch and I don't trust Windows. How do I know when 12 hours is up?
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 4:49 PMIts up now. Carry on. -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 5:42 PMLeslie just wants to take a little hippie nap, have dreams of Joan Baez. Are we gonna obey her? what,all the sudden she's the Maharishnu and we're the freekin' Beatles?
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Jamie-------you're so fuckin' hot, if only your hair was longer....you want some sitar lessons? -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 6:31 PMYou really know how to smooth talk the ladies, HIPPIE. -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:00 PMThis is a test. this is only a test of the emergency hippie relief system. I am working on hijacking a scab crew of hippies to step in and take over for all ya'lls cuz you are a bunch of faux hippies who just can't stop talking and leave a good citizen to her rest.
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:02 PMhehe.. you said "scab". Reminds me fondly of Wendt.
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:08 PMhey youll have about 30 hours of peace from me...Im workin tomorrow into Friday.
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:14 PMI'm working far too much and squelching hippies far too little. -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:17 PMSeriously Joey, what the fuck? Youre one of our top hippie whackers here and youre slackin? What did you and Miles run off to have a Hari Krishna wedding together leaving Me, Iona, and Leslie to do all the work? I mean really, we can only toss so many colostomy bags in one afternoon. Lend a hand, cabana boy. -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:20 PMYou guys were doing such a stellar job I thought I could take a break. Obviously, this infestation is worse than I thought. Slater, please hand me my can of Lysol and my daddy's zippo. I need to cut and burn a little around here. -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:28 PMHere ya go. I made you a set of custom kevlar reinforced holsters with double safety release action and side holster with 13 cartridge antibacterial auto-refill mechanisms. Not to mention a birkenstock seeking laser sit calibrated at .00009 nanometers accuracy. Now hop to it. Special prize for drug retreival. -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:34 PMyou can safely deliver the drugs to me for proper disposal
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 7:44 PMShooting hippies on the sandal. I think the world's ready for a season of that. Especially that bastard on the corner who;s blaring high volume nonsense while sticking his head through the front cavity of an empty teevee set. What kind of neighborhood allows that crap day after day? I know I Know, a neighborhood that prides itself on delivering the latest fads to the deprived rest of the world. A world desperate for the excitement of a new televised sport. -
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Wed, February 18, 2004 - 11:06 PMI can see that some of you are making a bonafide effort to not post for twelve hours and I feel that I must say something regarding this matter. I require large doses of 'mental methanphetamine' to be artistic regularly and this tribe provides that. This misguided attempt to not post is putting me into serious withdrawal. I would appreciate it if you would all get off of your hippie asses and amuse me. I need my crack. -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 5:08 AMi think we're all looking for a little crack. -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 6:48 AMI was actually looking for a big crack. Sorry i havent been around. I was getting ancy with all the talk of heaveily armored vehicles and an alien circus descending on the hairys. Anyhow I got kidnapped by the tusken raiders and and now I am in Olympia washington ( its just like 1/10th scale model of the bay, but without an alcatraz). Unfortunately the hippies are not 1/10 scale model. I cant sleep. Scared they'll steal my shoes when I am asleep and make art projects or something.
I escaped the tusken raiders, but I still have to find my way out of here. Its a freakin hairball.
But, just Like you all, I need crack, so I'll be back.
Where i am gonna get better or bigger cracks than from the true at SUH? -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 7:55 AM
Wendt, we need to have an agreed upon beforehand known secure signal for when the hippies from your direction begin migrating south for Summer of Love 2004. They're out there everywhere watching every chance conversation (can't listen too good - mid freq hearing loss) so it can be cryptic or mundane, but it would help to have some warning in case the wind is blowing the wrong way. -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 8:51 AMSummer of love?
I thought this was the summer of Fuck.... -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 9:28 AM
that was last year, '67
we told you not to eat the brown acid.
now shut the fuck up you hippie -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 9:35 AMtake it easy on wendt, he's only recently come out of his 35 year silent retreat with the mahareshi. he's so angry because his master told him that after all that chanting and meditation he could have any chick he wanted and it just hasn't panned out. -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 9:52 AM
he looks like he can take care of himself pretty well to me. he doesn't need your hippie dippie wah wah.... besides, if he ain't found no love, where did he get the scabs?
as for you, you nameless one-eyed hippie freak......well. -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 11:51 AMGot the scabs back during the mill turnouts in '89. mill wouldnt keep em around, they started doing underwage jobs to feed their family and kids. I started hire'n up fer oddjob, mostly deliveries and pickup. kept 'em on the road, made sure theyre wives stayed warm, got exercize. They all love me. Nothat i need the love, but the mindless devotion that comes with it is pretty useful.
I gots about 100,000 of them scabs, sylent G, and if you dont mind yer manners we'll send yer bald ass right back to the drum circle you were spawned in. So shut up hippy. -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 12:03 PM
it's true, i am a drummer. but the BALD HEAD should be a dead giveway that i am NOT a hippie.
be nice to me Easy Rider.
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 2:12 PMI'm back and I'm mad!! Mad with laughter. OGR, I promise not to do that again. I did not realize that this tribe was crucial as crank is to Wendt. I promise that I will make no such demands but feel very very grateful that ya'll decided not to listen to me.
Oh and don't believe Sylent. He is in all the drum sircles all weekend long at gg park (strawbery field) and he is a breatharian. that is why he is bald.
Now I officially tell all you HiPpIeS "Don't ever shut UP!~!"
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 2:44 PMI forgot what I was gonna post.
It was groovy though. -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 5:21 PMwhat is it with you and crank les, dear? I aint swarmed no nose hornets fer over ten years, and got no plans to do anything speedier than coffee ever again. AND THATS STRAIGHT BLACK AND HOT!
I dunno, some kinda jungian mumbo, displacement or projection, yada yada, I DONT DO POWDERS! hell, powders, solvents, polymers or hydrocarbons. Sometimes a little coarbohydrate, but mostly, this machine called THE GREAT WENDT kills hippy and fascist, and it runs on wild game. Thats why I wont eat leslie. Shes TOO TAME!
now, do us a favor, purse your puss, and SHUT UP HIPPY!
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 5:35 PMI've been whackin' hippies for the last twelve hours. Did I miss anything?
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 7:28 PM
motherfuck, at last, the Woody Guthrie of the 21st C.
If you need an accompaniest, I just realized my decades long goal of getting the Woody G sound through a strat and a wall of Peaveys. Nothing shuts hippies up better than superior amperage. -
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Thu, February 19, 2004 - 9:30 PMthe dead had superior amperage, as did the who. It made a few people deaf, but never actually killed the hippies.
it just didnt work.
I prefer firepower to amperage anyday.A few RPG's, m203's, a few partypoppers. Gimme a couple of the headache machines and some of the sleeping gas. loudspeakers might be captured and used against you.
remember granada? the marines blasted them upstarts and rebels with the BUTTHOLE SURFERS, man.
nothin. -
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Fri, February 20, 2004 - 12:58 AMIt's all about the Car Bomb, you fucking hippies. Now kindly shut up.
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Unsu...
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Fri, February 20, 2004 - 1:14 AMone of my favorite drinks.
irish whikey, stout beer and irish cream whiskey....
carbombs. I was sober for six years while ehhem... working for the state .... and when I got let - I mean laid off, I was free to drink again. I woke on a sunday and had six for breakfast, one for every year. Then I 'Wendt' to confession.
I aint even a Catholic. its ok to feel sorry for the bugger.....
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Fri, March 24, 2006 - 2:23 PMwow, them ar some basst from the passed.!
heh! waider, a carbom and more the saime!
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Tue, April 4, 2006 - 6:41 PMyou fucking hippies, dont you know you can never trust a hippy? thats cause youre all full of shit so shut the fuck up.
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