Finally, somebody in a chicken costume who will do whatever you want. Check it out: www.subservientchicken.com
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 2:27 PMdid you go look at it? -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 2:48 PMYES!
I just passed it around to some friends, too.
Ask him to give you a kiss through the camera! -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 3:18 PMEh. It's okay. They could have programmed more tricks into it. Like, I ordered it to eat a pie and it just stood there. When I told it to eat a chair, I came closer and looked at me.
It was fucking weird. Leave it to the Ick-meister to find that one. -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 3:26 PMOn webcam? Yeah? And I thought I spent to much of MY valuable time posting on Tribe. This is an intense and meaningful life in comparison.
Can you imagine doing that all day? -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 5:22 PMI told him to smoke crack & he got close to the camera & wagged his finger at me in that "naughty-naughty" motion. -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 5:28 PMIt is TO live!
He did cartwheels for me! He blew me kisses close up to the camera. He answered my questions. He did whatever I told him.
It has to be live! What else could it be? -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 5:41 PMI told him to remove the blanket from the chair and he just looked at me. Not live. -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 5:50 PMYou're right.
I typed in "camera"... and he comes towards the camera.
I did it 5 times, and he made the same motions each time.
Ok. I was fooled. It's pretty fucking cool, though! Whomever dreamt that up is probably a hippi on acid! -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 8:45 PMhe refuses to punch his own nuts too
what kind of subservient chicken is this? -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 9:41 PMI know subs and I know chickens. This is neither. Its a smart ass in a suit, and the reason he has time to do this stupid shit is cause he is under house arrest. Did you see the freaking transmitter on his right ankle?
jezeus. -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Fri, April 16, 2004 - 9:42 PMI told him to shut up and he did.
fuckin' hippie. -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 7:46 AMYou told him to shut up and he DID? What coup, Wendt! I'm impressed! -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 12:10 PM
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 3:14 PMIt's a promotion for Burger King? Funny, but I'm still not gonna eat there.
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 4:36 PMI'll watch to see if he ever sleeps and let you know. -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 4:39 PMone thing about Buster, He's efficient! -
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Re: Subservient Chicken
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 4:41 PMKnowledgable
Alive
Tidy
Punctual
Clean
Buster's Acronym to live by! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 7:42 PMand thats all there is to it
(underwater again) -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 7:43 PMHe just Is
(Van Morrison fans pick up on the lyrical allusion)
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 7:42 PMBut you are in love with Buster, aren't you?
I am! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 7:43 PMI mean, just LOOK at him! He's a man in a tux. About as UNhippi as you can get.
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 7:44 PMYou've pressed my back against the proverbial wall dearie
Yes! *sob* Yes! -
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Unsu...
Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 7:46 PMThere there, honey...
Don't you feel better now?
It's ok. It's ok. -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 8:03 PMSure, Kick me when I'm down!
You war-mongering republican types are all the same! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 8:21 PMVroom vroom! I'm gonna run over you with my SUV!!!!!! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 8:30 PMI'll squeeze them out of you like patchouli oil out of a hippi's ass! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 8:41 PMNo no NO! YOU'RE the hippi from the commune. You're the commune(ist)! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 9:20 PMmuch better!
but, i'm not really hungry...just horny again! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 9:21 PMHow about a nice tube of beefu with a hole in the center? -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sat, April 17, 2004 - 11:51 PMOh, baby! Where have you been? Give granny a kiss! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Sun, April 18, 2004 - 9:31 PMthats my sphincter granny, I know its puckered, but-
who granny, hold back on the tongue,
we're family....!
That's why I spend time with the bears. I mean I'll tie and whip my relatives, but I dont accept rim jobs from them.
never in private or without a compensated legal discleaimers. I aint an idiot, afterall.
now, if we werent related afterall...
thats something else. -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Mon, April 19, 2004 - 11:41 AMOh! Now I get it!
When I'm a juicy booty, you're all over me! When I'm an old granny, you don't want my lips on your asshole!
SHUT UP, HIPPI! -
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Re: Buster Rules!
Tue, April 3, 2007 - 8:08 PM
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